Men’s Two Bit Roar Gorilla Costume

The Alpha

As a zookeeper, are you finding that you’re suddenly having trouble with the monkeys, macaques, lemurs, and bonobos? Hey, we get it, they’re reaching maturity and suddenly don’t want to pay attention to some person in a beige uniform telling them when they can or can’t eat, sleep, or do the things they want to do. They know you’re not one of them, so they don’t have to listen to you anymore. Well, here’s a great solution: throw on this Two Bit Roar Gorilla Suit Costume and get them all back in their places.

It’s a perfect plan. They’ll think you’re an alpha gorilla telling them what to do and where to go, and so won’t bother you anymore by throwing banana peels at you while you’re trying to work in their environments. And if they try to communicate with you, you can just ignore them, which is exactly what an alpha gorilla would do!

Fun Details

This costume ensemble is comprised of gorilla-styled clothing put together. The gorilla shirt has latex muscles and black faux fur, and it matches the gorilla pants, which stretch to fit for comfort. The foot covers and elbow length gloves also feature faux fur, but include molded latex toes and fingers for a detailed effect. The mask includes faux fur around the sides, and has inside padding for comfort, as well as a straw around the jaw, which makes the mask move as you talk! Perfect for scaring other zookeepers, but definitely for intimidating unruly smaller monkeys while you’re trying to get your work done!

A Quick Warning

Maintaining the primate sections of the zoo is hard, and surely you’re going to be a little overwhelmed from time to time. Just make sure you don’t accidentally step into the actual gorilla enclosure in this suit…those guys will be much more willing to challenge your alpha presence. And trust us, you don’t want to go toe to toe with an angry gorilla!